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Total Medals Earned: 290 (From 77 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,760 Points

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Drawing Grounds

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)

Junior Artist 5 Points

Finished your first drawing.

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Messenger 5 Points

Notified someone after taking your turn.

Randomizer 5 Points

Started a game with a random user.

Umad? 5 Points

Found the hidden troll face.

Sketcher 10 Points

Reach a score of at least 10.

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Toilet Success 2

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

My Enemy My Friend 5 Points

Checking The Game

Drink Some Lemon Juice 10 Points

Finishing Level 5

Spray And Pray 25 Points

Finishing Level 10

Good Samaritan 50 Points

Finishing Level 15

Toilet Tradition 100 Points

Finishing Level 24

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Utopian Mining

Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/500 points)

Being generous! 5 Points

Give John some money.

COAL 5 Points

Find coal.

Start off your adventure! 5 Points

Enter Utopia.

IRON 5 Points

Find iron.

Vamos a la playa! 5 Points

Get some sand.

A good investment... 10 Points

Give Dave some money for his project.

Engineer 10 Points

Help building the steammachine.

GOLD 10 Points

Find gold.

It works! 10 Points

Make the steammachine work.

WOLFRAM 10 Points

Find wolfram.

DIAMOND 25 Points

Find diamond.

Expensive experiments 25 Points

Give George some smaragds.

Project completed! 25 Points

Give Dave some sand.

RUBY 25 Points

Find ruby.

Saving electricity 25 Points

Give George some wolfram.

SMARAGD 25 Points

Find smaragd.

The COre 25 Points

Get the COre.

Jewelry 50 Points

Give Jamie some rubies.

Hero 100 Points

Finish the game

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Vivirion.2

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/245 points)

Boner 5 Points

Get a bonus!

Influenza 5 Points

Give the host influenza

Measles 5 Points

Give the host measles

Hepatitis 10 Points

Give the host hepatitis

Herpes 10 Points

Give the host herpes

Leukocide 10 Points

Kill a white blood cell

Drug Resistance 25 Points

Complete a level after having taken damage

HIV 25 Points

Kill the host

Lymphocaust 25 Points

Kill 10 white blood cells

Smallpox 25 Points

Give the host smallpox

Hyper Mutation 100 Points

Complete the game in under 500 seconds

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/455 points)

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.